a child is born.

Really, it was only a matter of time before the uber-motivated athletes of Peak Fitness realized the awe inspiring power of their strength in numbers. So voila, Peak Fitness Racing has begun. We've rounded up wonderful sponsors. We've had thousands upon thousands of applicants. We've laid out a schedule of training camps and races. We've established our core values, chiseled out a mission statement, articulated our platform, retained a cadre of lawyers, incorporated in Delaware, and bought a timeshare in Florida.
But there were still a few things to sort out . So we headed to the Helotes Country Club on Sunday to iron out some of our long term strategy.

Team rule #1 was in effect: always wear spandex and a helmet.

We decided on our team Power Animal (1/3rd of a deer).

We also decided on our prefered brand of team smokes.

The only thing left to do was hammer our mutual commitment in stone. And what better a way than the timeless trust-fall.

Unfortunately Morris was distracted by a small dog with a puffy tail.

Sorry about the bruised tailbone Maurice. We promise that team uniforms will have a VERY thick chamois.
Interested in being a part of the team? Check us out at http://www.peakfitnessracing.org/.

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